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Fifty-one Shades: A Parody (First Three Chapters)

Andrew Shaffer

ebook | Pages: 224 pages

Rating: 3.46 | 2915 Users | 434 Reviews

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Title	:	Fifty-one Shades: A Parody (First Three Chapters)
Author	:	Andrew Shaffer
Book Format	:	ebook
Book Edition	:	Anniversary Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 224 pages
Published	:	March 16th 2012 by EvilReads.com
Categories	:	Humor. Romance

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Read the first three chapters of "Fifty-one Shades: A Parody", a rough draft excerpt from the forthcoming full-length parody novel, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. Shaffer turns the BDSM love story between CEO Christian Grey and virginal college student Anastasia Steele into a comedy of errors. In "Fifty-One Shades: A Parody", the unbelievably handsome Edward — er, “Chris Gray” — sweeps college student Bella — um, “Anna Steal” — off her feet and into his twisted world of kinky sex, dirty money, and board games (because every dark hero needs a lighter side). Will her best friend, the brony Jin, intervene to save her from her wealthy and perverted new boyfriend?

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I laughed so hard! Brilliant!Okay, that opening paragraph was hilarious: I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair its fifty shades of fucked up. The situation Im in is fifty shades of fucked up. Im supposed to be studying for my finals; my roommate, Kathleen, should be the one fussing with her hair in front of the mirror right now. Instead, Im trying to brush my hair into submission. Why is my hair so kinky? I need to stop sleeping with it wet, because it always

HOLY. POPSICLE. STICKS.This parody of the awful Fifty Shades trilogy is G-E-N-I-U-S.This parody isn't just mad funny--IT'S CRAZILY HILARIOUS!!I got hooked from its first words:I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair its fifty shades of fucked up. The situation Im in is fifty shades of fucked up.I'M STILL LAUGHING!! WHY I AM STILL LAUGHING!! HA . .. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Andrew Shaffer, you made my day, if not my entire LIFE.From quotes like:Im sorry, Anna. It took me

I read the 3 chapters of this on goodreads just now (because I was aimlessly browsing through the site anyway). And boy am I glad I did. I read about the first 7 chapters of the original Fifty Shades of Grey and was so disgusted with the author's blatant disrespect for the reader's intellect that I vowed never to read erotica again. But this parody is so worth it. Sample these and judge yourself - I blush. Oh, stop.No, its true, he says. I have no idea whats going on inside that pretty little

It's awesome. But that's because I wrote it.

UPDATE: Just saw this on author's website:I don't know how I feel about this. But it would be hilarious if E.L. James tried to sue him over it lol.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ha! That's funny. Hee. Hee hee. Heeee. Hahaha. Is the whole building made with the same materials? HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhh, that was a good one. He's the kind of guy you want to write fanfic about. Haaa aah aah ah-hah ah-hah ah-hahahaha. Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.

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Tongue-in-cheek and absurd-- my favorite kind of humor. Set wombs to incubate. (You had to be there. Go read it if you haven't read Fifty Shades but you have an idea what it's about and Suzy, it ain't pretty.)